Phone Home LP

Well, a little late, but yeah.... check this shit out. New LP just in time for our European Tour. 12 songs clocking in at a little over 30 minutes. Protagonist Music will be handling the US pressing and Adagio830 will be handling the European version. Mountain Man Records (US) will be putting out a tape version and Pissart (Malaysia) will be putting out a cd version.

Go to our bandcamp to download a bunch of songs before they stop

letting us put up mp3s for free download

Check this video out too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsJRkjW8dWg

this is the booty

Protagonistmusic.com (United States)

Adagio830.de (Germany)

Mountainmanrecords.com (United States)

Pissartrecords.com (Malaysia)

okay so yeah.... ummmmmmmmmmmm

buy me

Today I wandered around Paris with a friend and it was fucking awesome. Unfortunately the airlines lost my bag with the merch in it and we weren't sure when they were going to bring it to the place I'm staying at or if they were going to find it at all. This restricted our options for going out tonight since my train for Toulon leaves early tomorrow morning and leaving without that bag would be disastrous. Whatever. I enjoyed myself while the sun was still out. Here are some pictures.

Get the fuck out. I have no idea how I ended up here.

Mean Streets

6,000 miles so that I could take pictures of cute dogs and

four story porn shops with animatronic sex dolls in the windows.

Lookin kind of weird in front of that one place

My favorite. Ananas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake trying to figure out how to get the fuck out.

Sunset at Sacre Coeur. This really old building is located at

the highest point of the city. Look at the horseys with the

knights on them. Cool.

Really though, at this point my mind was officially blown. This is the view from

the steps of that building with the horseys and aside from that sore thumb

of a skyscraper (right next to the soccer ball) it was one of the most

beautiful skylines I've ever laid my eyes on.

My train for Toulon leaves tomorrow morning and

I'll be meeting up with the rest of the tour then.

PS. They found my bag with the merch in it.

Don't Be A Baby EP plus more stuff...

This entry is a little late and very jumbled. But here's the deal... we have a bunch of records coming out. I'll do my best to organize them. I don't have links to the sites because I can't figure out how to post a picture and a link at the same time. The first one is the new EP which you can get on both 7" and tape. I think it's already been leaked on the internet so go find it if you want to listen before you buy or you just don't have the money to pick up the record. :)

If you can pick up the record please do because Topshelf Records and Mountain Man Records deserve the support. Tight.

Topshelf Records is pressing the 7" version and also selling a digital version of the record.

Mountain Man Records is putting out the tape version of the EP. The B side of this tape is the 2 songs that we released on our 7" splits with Koalcaust and Joyce Manor.

And on that note... Our split 7" with Joyce Manor is about to come out. Solidarity Recordings and Brickgun Recordings are handling this. It looks like this...

The pre-orders for this have been up for this since last month. Should ship next week as soon as I scan the insert art and send it to Randy at Solidarity. If you're reading this dude, sorry I'm lagging so hard. I've been going crazy to finish up a bunch of shit before we leave for Europe. Love you.

Ummmmmm.... I wish I had more interesting stuff to say right now. Stick around for the next blog to see awesome stuff. Blah blah blah. The past month has been pretty awesome.

I promise the next blog will be weird.

If you've never read our blog before, please read a different one because this is boring.

OH YEAH WE JUST FINISHED RECORDING A NEW FULL LENGTH LP. EXPECT SOME LEAKED SONGS SOON. BLAH.